Did you just throw shade?
I go to The Borough on Friday and this is all I see everywhere I look...
I might be your best friend buttttt thats just icky
How I feel after every weekend. I am a good time.
Exactly how i feel every weekend, Story of my Life.
Talking about your ex over and over and OVER and this is my response.
When my friends tell me they re going to Greenville
What envision when I think of Scorpios in Charlotte
You like vagina? my response..
You had sex with my Ex more than once?
LIES I TELL PEOPLE
My straight girlfriends tell me they re concerned about my weight loss and that I should probably eat.
Boy claims those shitty shoes are real prada... yea OKAY, I didnt realize prada made uglies
Lets be honest I just wanted to put Justin Bieber on here.
One of my friends offers to DD
Bumped into my ex at the bar
Plotted my revenge and left destruction in my wake. Hell hath no furry like a gays scorn
THANK GOD we have a sassy diva in our friend group
Drunk at The Borough and ready to hit the Legends dance floor
Looking into my closet to find an outfit for tonight..
I HAVE NOTHING TO WEAR…